
One lazy weekend I decided to mash up all our favorite crack chicken flavors into burger form. Bacon, ranch, gooey cheese—all tucked right in! Mixing those right into the burger patties gives you something special. Once you take a bite you'll get why everyone keeps coming back for more.
Why You'll Love These
These burgers are on another level. Bacon bits work their magic inside the beef so you hit smoky flavor in every bite. Sour cream and ranch mean these won’t dry out. That burger sauce and golden onions? They push it way past ordinary stuff.
What to Grab at the Store
- Buns & Toppings: Grab soft brioche and whatever extras you love.
- Salt & Pepper: Keep it classic for extra flavor.
- Ranch Seasoning: The trick for next-level taste.
- Sour Cream: It keeps things so tender.
- Cheddar Cheese: Get it shredded fresh—it melts like nothing else.
- Bacon: Go for extra crispy for that crunch.
- Ground Beef: Pick the 80/20 for best results.
Whip Them Up Step by Step
- Toast the Buns
- Swipe those buns through the burger pan to soak up killer flavor.
- Cook the Burgers
- Let them sizzle until browned and bubbly—don't forget to melt the cheese.
- Form Patties
- Shape them evenly and press a small dip in the center so they cook flat.
- Mix Your Burger Blend
- Stir the goodies right in without smashing them up too much.
- Crisp up Bacon
- Fry until crunchy, then crumble it small.
Take Them Up a Notch
The special sauce is a blend of BBQ, ketchup, mayo, relish, and just a dab of Worcestershire—it’s unreal. Layer on sweet onions and pickles for crunch and bite. Toppings work together so every mouthful really hits the spot.
Top Tips for Burger Greatness
Trust that 80/20 mix for the juiciest burgers ever. Pop a little dent in the middle or they’ll balloon while they cook. Always use the leftover burger grease for toasted buns and for next-level cheese goo, just put a lid on the pan quickly. The small stuff? It matters!

Frequently Asked Questions
- → Why is 80/20 beef better?
The extra fat keeps the burgers moist and tasty. Leaner meat often dries out, especially when other ingredients are added.
- → Can I prep patties earlier?
Sure, shape them and keep them in the fridge for up to a day. Place wax paper between patties to keep them from sticking. Let them sit at room temperature before cooking.
- → What can replace sour cream?
Greek yogurt works wonderfully. It adds the same creaminess and tang while packing in some extra protein.
- → Why are my patties breaking apart?
Handle the meat gently when mixing and shaping. Too much handling can make them tough, while not enough mixing can leave them crumbly.
- → Can I use a grill instead?
Grilling works great! Cook over medium-high heat with similar timing. Just watch out for flare-ups from the cheese inside.